I review the Tucano Urbano El'Fast open-face helmet. After finding a bargain on Vinted that perfectly fitted my weird 'egg-shaped' head, I was so impressed I bought a brand new one for Spain. It's quiet, comfy, and the customer service was top-notch. It has a few annoying niggles, but would I buy it again? Absolutely.

Tired of forum myths and marketing claims, I used a diagnostic scanner to get hard data on the Malossi exhaust. This post details the farcical, multi-attempt process of testing and finally answers the question: does it make my Beverly 350 run lean? I swapped opinions for data, and the results are in.

I'd fixed the part, so why was the bike's engine light still glaring at me with the burning intensity of a thousand suns? It turns out the BV350's computer has trust issues and a very long memory. Here's the tale of how I finally convinced it to let go of the past and turn that bloody light off for good.

I've uncovered a shocking conspiracy of convenience in the laundry aisle. This post is a deeply serious rant about how the offset lids on Fairy and Lenor fabric conditioners are a blatant act of discrimination against the long-suffering left-handed community. It's time to demand change, one bottle at a time.

A trip into Belfast highlighted a major flaw in my bike security. This post details the wake-up call that sent me searching for a better solution, the research journey with AI to find the perfect high-security chain, and the surprisingly flexible and secure setup I landed on involving two chains instead of one.

I've always avoided comments on this blog because most systems are bloated and spam-ridden. But now I've built my own lightweight, secure system from scratch with the help of Google's AI. This post explains how it works, and invites you, the readers, to be the guinea pigs and test out the brand new "Version 1.0".