I'd fixed the part, so why was the bike's engine light still glaring at me with the burning intensity of a thousand suns? It turns out the BV350's computer has trust issues and a very long memory. Here's the tale of how I finally convinced it to let go of the past and turn that bloody light off for good.

I've uncovered a shocking conspiracy of convenience in the laundry aisle. This post is a deeply serious rant about how the offset lids on Fairy and Lenor fabric conditioners are a blatant act of discrimination against the long-suffering left-handed community. It's time to demand change, one bottle at a time.

A trip into Belfast highlighted a major flaw in my bike security. This post details the wake-up call that sent me searching for a better solution, the research journey with AI to find the perfect high-security chain, and the surprisingly flexible and secure setup I landed on involving two chains instead of one.

I've always avoided comments on this blog because most systems are bloated and spam-ridden. But now I've built my own lightweight, secure system from scratch with the help of Google's AI. This post explains how it works, and invites you, the readers, to be the guinea pigs and test out the brand new "Version 1.0".

From a 20-year insider's perspective, the bike industry's current crisis was entirely predictable. This post breaks down the decades of dysfunction that, when combined with the false hope of the lockdown boom, led to a catastrophic crash entirely of the trade's own making.

It's an online debate guaranteed to raise passions, and more than a little aggression: "My maxi-scooter is better than your motorbike." In this post, I give my take. And spoiler alert: my maxi-scooter IS better than your motorbike. (A healthy sense of humour is advised before reading.)